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Signs its gonna be a bad day
 
a woman winks at you an she has a woody.

a black cat crosses your path and dies.

the bird outside your window is a vulture.

your kids school calls to surrender.

you invite the peeping tom in an he turns
you down.

you put your bra on backwards and it fits
better.

the exterminator crawls under your house
an never comes out.
 
Quotes
I hate everyone and your next.

Im one of those bad things that
happen to good people.

Theres many ways to say I love you,
but fucking you is fastest.
(dedicated to Serf)

Im not a bitch im "THE" bitch.




 

 
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